{"product_id":"definitely-not-on-drugs-fan","title":"Definitely Not On Drugs Fan","description":"\"Definitely Not On Drugs\" Funny Oversized Clack Fan\n\nWe come in peace — but we also come to party. 🛸\n\nThe \"Definitely Not On Drugs Fan\" is a deluxe bamboo folding hand fan made for raves, circuit parties, and anyone who takes their fun very seriously (and their denials humorously). This fan is pure chaotic good: a purple backdrop meets a trippy, rainbow alien eye design, delivering airflow, laughter, and a sound that says, “I’m fine, officer.”\n\nBuilt with high-quality bamboo ribs, this funny bamboo clack fan is light, durable, and ready to clack loud on the dance floor, at Pride, or anywhere you need to make a statement.\n\nThe Ultimate Party Accessory for:\n\n * \nRaves \u0026amp; Festivals: The perfect ice-breaker and cooling tool when things get heated.\n\n * \nCircuit Parties: A hilarious, instantly recognizable conversation starter.\n\n * \nDrag Brunches \u0026amp; Pride: For making a dramatic, tongue-in-cheek entrance.\n\n * \nThe Clack: Engineered for a loud, impactful thwroop sound to command attention.\n\nKey Fan Features:\n\n * \nDesign: High-impact, multi-color text on a purple field with trippy alien eye graphics.\n\n * \nStatement: The iconic, cheeky phrase: \"Definitely Not On Drugs\"\n\n * \nSize: Oversized 13\" X 24\" for maximum cooling and visibility.\n\nBecause sometimes “no” really does mean yes to fabulous. 💫","brand":"The Gay Fan Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49255436517619,"sku":"GFC254","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0819\/5765\/0675\/files\/5283c5a5c9184baa0003776c66f5816a4e6f4a31377e017d91d1f4e667ac3277.png?v=1781412229","url":"https:\/\/soaknsweets.com\/products\/definitely-not-on-drugs-fan","provider":"SOAK’N SWEETS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}